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[–] 2 points 7 minutes ago

Every Sean Connery movie! Imagine a Scottish accent playing a Spaniard from ancient Egypt as an Australian! There can be only one!

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    Thought the post said Austrian. I need someone to give me a movie that would be better if the cast was Austrian now

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  • [–] 2 points 47 minutes ago

    The Last Samurai

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  • [–] 2 points 1 hour ago

    Sweary Aussie Drama

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  • [–] 4 points 5 hours ago*

    Captain America: Winter Soldier.

    (As much for the Russian characters as the American ones)

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  • [–] 2 points 5 hours ago

    The Dark Crystal.

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  • [–] 4 points 9 hours ago

    Any Bollywood movie :-)

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  • [–] 17 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

    Matrix.

    "That's not a spoon... this is a spoon!"

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  • [–] 3 points 11 hours ago (4 children)

    Crocodile Dundee. Only Paul Hogan doesn't have an Australian accent.

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  • [–] 2 points 8 hours ago (3 children)

    What accent did you imagine him having?

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  • [–] 9 points 15 hours ago (1 child)

    The first rule of fight club is you don't bloody talk about fight club!

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  • [–] 34 points 20 hours ago

    Crocodile Dundee

    It's suddenly a movie about a weirdly elitist Australian talking down to a bunch of Australian expats.

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  • [–] 8 points 15 hours ago

    Blazing Saddles.

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  • [–] 9 points 16 hours ago

    The King's Speech.

    Although the Yes movie would be good too, just so it could be renamed "Yeah Nah Yeah".

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  • [–] 23 points 20 hours ago (1 child)

    Up (or, as they'd call it, Down).

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  • [–] 6 points 15 hours ago* (2 children)

    Shrek

    But keep the same voice actors

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    My answer for these kinds of questions is honestly always just the last movie I saw, because that's always the only movie I can remember.
    Well, I watched The Babadook last night and that one would be really funny if everyone were Austraian

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  • [–] 9 points 17 hours ago (3 children)

    Sorcerer's Stone.

    "It's leviOsa, not leviosar, you bloody cunt!"

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  • [–] 4 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (2 children)

    Rowling needs to fade into irrelevance

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  • [–] 4 points 14 hours ago (1 child)

    I downvoted them because they used the americanised version, instead of the correct version that's called Philosopher's Stone.

    I won't be party to allowing those yanks to rewrite history anymore. IT'S UNCONSCIONABLE! IT'S IMMORAL. IT SMELLS LIKE STINKY CHEESE!!!

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  • [–] 17 points 20 hours ago

    Muppets Christmas Carol

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  • [–] 5 points 16 hours ago

    No Country For Old Men

    With Eric Bana playing Anton Chigur

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    Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace

    No, I will not elaborate. But you can see it.

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  • [–] 8 points 19 hours ago

    Crocodile Dundee, all of them. Make Paul hogan the least bogan of the cast.

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  • [–] 7 points 18 hours ago

    Blade Runner

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  • [–] 8 points 19 hours ago (5 children)

    Superman might be cool if only because it'd finally be something "different" but not "edgier".

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