🎵 Freaky ghost bed 🎵

A conservative estimate for a young lad at the top of his game, a menacing threat to the mature gentleman

Damn, that's some POWERFUL ejaculate! 😉

Basically people who believe in pseudoscience about "retaining" being good for you (which is the opposite of what medical research has proved) and/or a sign of mental fortitude, nonsense like that.

To make matters worse, there's a lot of overlap with "men's rights" and other organized misogyny groups such as Proud Boys and toxic masculinity peddlers such as Andrew Tate and the like.

TL;DR: It's silly at best, and deeply problematic if not downright harmful in many cases

Originated in the same country that invented cereals and crackers to discourage masturbation. Masturbation bad. Pedophilia and rape ok.

Incel shit.

Right wing puritan sex-scared propaganda campaign.

Apparently, if you avoid doing a thing for a brief period of time, it is a demonstration of self-control and virtue. Thus, you are a better person and can nut, drink and eat uncontrollably for the entire rest of the year. I don't personally believe in such practices. Do anything whenever you feel like it, but in moderation.

It's all about precious bodily fluids, and the conservation thereof.

Used to be a joke playing off of "No Shave November" until parts of the internet took it with no irony, just like it always does.

Making Thanksgiving really awkward

What a horrific masterpiece! 😱😂❤️

I want my half vagina

Slightly less than one ovary as there are slightly more men than women in the world. I'd guess slightly more than one testicle too but I'm too lazy to do the maths on whether the sex ratio difference outweighs the removal/loss of testicles.