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[–] 96 points 6 days ago (12 children)

Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz

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  • [–] 33 points 6 days ago (3 children)

    That's not a good language to say "bless you" to a Polish person.

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  • [–] 20 points 6 days ago (4 children)

    I once sponsored the bail for a person of Polish descent I know (via a bondsman). The bondsman left me a voicemail to say, in nicer terms, the person had better show up in court or else.

    The voicemail opened with "hi, I'm calling for ... Oh, I'm going to mess this up ... "

    His business card titled him "The Butcher" so I'm disappointed he didn't say "oh, I'm going to butcher this."

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  • [–] 4 points 6 days ago (3 children)

    His business card titled him "The Butcher"

    the person had better show up in court or else.

    going out on a limb here, are you certain he was a bondsman and not a serial killer?

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  • [–] 4 points 6 days ago (2 children)

    I asked him about that while I was filling out the paperwork. He said that his coworkers chose it for him because, in a previous career, he was literally a butcher who butchered animals.

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  • [–] 49 points 6 days ago (3 children)

    Accidentally killing three other people because of typos

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  • [–] 8 points 6 days ago* (2 children)

    I think you actually need to have an image of the person's face while writing for it to go through

    Maybe if they all look the same to you, though...

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  • [–] 29 points 6 days ago (7 children)

    Write 'Zhang Wei' in the death note. More than 250k people drop dead.

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  • [–] 24 points 6 days ago (6 children)

    Iirc, you have to picture the exact person when writing it. So you need both, the name and the face. If the person in possession of the Note is a westerner, that would easily drop the count to at least 100k people. 😏

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  • [–] 13 points 6 days ago (3 children)
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    Yep, death note immune.

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