Which one is real?

Which one is real?

Yeah. A subway is not a place to want to feel a lick from behind you.
In the 1 second it takes to turn around and see what it was, your mind imagined all the worst case scenarios already.
better than in the bathroom
Depends who I am with.
when you're pooping alone
How is a corgi going to fit in a tote bag.
You are NOT just trying to have a peaceful subway ride if you brought a licking machine at elbow height.
Stop taking dogs everywhere! If a dog licked my elbow randomly do you know what I'd do? I'd develop a painfully itchy rash!
"I'M SO SORRY! I SWEAR IT WAS HIM!"
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