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[–] 187 points 6 days ago

It’s terrible for him to be breathing the world’s limited supply of oxygen

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  • [–] 97 points 6 days ago (11 children)

    If I'm ever in swinging distance of Altman, I'm gonna do it.

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  • [–] 52 points 6 days ago (3 children)

    How could you? You were clearly on a fishing trip with me that day. Couldn't possibly committed ______ (please fill in the charge here). We had too many beers to remember what exactly we did that day.

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    [–] 80 points 6 days ago (1 child)

    It's terrible there's so many cacti in the world that aren't currently in Sam Altman's colon.

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    [–] 74 points 6 days ago

    If you ever needed proof that AI is just an excuse to buy up all the components in the world and force everyone to use “cloud” services for everything so we can rent the privilege of being monitored, censored, and rejected from society forever instead of having independent capabilities, YOU’VE FUCKING GOT IT

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  • [–] 70 points 6 days ago

    Fuck you, Sam.

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  • [–] 48 points 6 days ago (3 children)

    The tech billionaire argued that “from a global allocation perspective, actually, it’s quite terrible to have everyone have a bunch of the world’s limited supply of DRAM sitting in their own computer. And be used 5% of the time.” While OpenAI is allowed to buy up 40% of the global DRAM output, Altman believes the 32GB of RAM sitting in your computer is tantamount to public greed.

    “You want maximum utilisation in the cloud if you’re trying to deal with this very constrained environment,” the AI billionaire continued. “And somehow everyone’s, many people’s intuition is the opposite of that.”

    This has to be satire. It’s like supervillain level of writing.

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  • [–] 17 points 6 days ago*

    Also, I am pretty sure that all that RAM in graphics cards in storage and unpowered data centres is having a usage rate of 0%, which is, ... looking at notes .... less than 5%.

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  • [–] 55 points 6 days ago (3 children)

    It's ridiculous how much power people have just because Peter Thiel used to fuck them.

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  • [–] 30 points 6 days ago

    It's terrible to have someone like Sam Altman alive.

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  • [–] 28 points 6 days ago (9 children)

    May Altman's fingernails turn sharp as razor blades and his shriveled sister-raping scrotum develop an incurable itch.

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    The careful crafting of gruesome maledictions is a grossly underappreciated art during a time when they've never been more justified or pertinent.

    I suggest coming up with some creative ones of your own too. Sure, it doesn't actually solve any of our problems, but at least it's cathartic.

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  • [–] 31 points 6 days ago

    I think it’s terrible to have everybody have a bunch of the world’s limited supply of pitchforks instead of shoving them all in Sam Altman.

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  • [–] 5 points 4 days ago

    It's terrible for Sam Altman to breathe the air that data centers can use.

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  • [–] 30 points 6 days ago (3 children)

    Oh my God fuck this guy so much

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    [–] 14 points 6 days ago

    I got 64gb in my laptop right now Sammy. COME AND GET IT! (From my cold dead hands.)

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  • [–] 10 points 5 days ago

    I can't wait for the documentary about Sam Altman and this scam after they throw him in prison

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  • [–] 23 points 6 days ago (1 child)

    The fucking balls on this jerkoff! Does he seriously believe the shit he spews or is he just a greedy asshole?

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  • [–] 4 points 4 days ago

    Sam Altman it is terrible for you to still be alive.

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  • [–] 22 points 6 days ago

    why do we keep getting subjected to entire articles every time this overvalued snake oil salesman opens his mouth?

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  • [–] 14 points 6 days ago (1 child)

    I hate his face. Why so I hate his face so much?

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  • [–] 9 points 5 days ago

    What are all these people doing with their own kitchen appliances, utensiles, and their own food to cook their own food? Such inefficiencies. We just need them to. Line up and get these cattle.. I mean wonderful humans, their feed, I mean their meal.

    I am so smart"

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  • [–] 18 points 6 days ago (1 child)

    This guy molested his sister. Why should we care what he thinks?

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  • [–] 18 points 6 days ago (3 children)

    Dude is pretty high on my biting list.

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  • [–] 3 points 4 days ago

    i am willing to rent it to you while i dont need it sam

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  • It's crazy that everybody has free air when corporations could charge by the canister.

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  • [–] 13 points 6 days ago (1 child)

    This was always the plan.

    They don't care about stock drops right NOW, because it's going to be a captive market soon enough. You'll either use cloud-based AI or have no computing whatsoever.

    Hoard now, people. The end is coming.

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    [–] 11 points 6 days ago (2 children)

    Does this guy ever walk around in the street? Don't people recognize him? Why isn't anyone beating the life out of him?

    Or is he so removed from people that he forgot what people are like?

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    [–] 10 points 6 days ago

    well fuck you and what you say or think Sam. Damn his face is so punchable

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  • [–] 10 points 6 days ago

    It's terrible to have everybody have a bunch of lead, instead it should be concentrated in Sam Altman's bloodstream

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  • [–] 11 points 6 days ago

    this dude is a fucking freak

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  • [–] 10 points 6 days ago

    It’s terrible they couldn’t find a goofier looking twat to steal everyone’s lifetime of work and sell it back to middle management at a huge loss while destroying the planet.

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  • [–] 7 points 6 days ago* (1 child)

    I was going to make a creative comment about Sam Altmann but after reading everyone else's comments I dont think there's anything left to say.

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