Yeah, and the mother of the girl who died from measles filmed an RFK anti-vaccine commercial where she says the other 4 of her children that got measles survived so it's not that scary.
They are no longer humans. They are programmed machines.
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That can't be real.
That is heartbreaking.
She loved her daughter, and sees her death as an acceptable casualty in her culture war.
Makes you think about what she'd be okay with happening to us.
The NPC meme was always projection.
What absolute scrotal cancers.
I hate gays and DEI so much you can take my wife.
give a man someone to feel superior to and you can take the shirt off his back
"If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you."
Basically the motto of the south since the founding.
he doesn't regret choice despite wife's ICE arrest
I think this says more about their relationship that it does about voting Trump
It is certainly both. I can't imagine a trump supporter having a fully healthy relationship with a female partner
I can't imagine a Trump supporter who is not mentally ill.
I have met some that I think are just mentally healthy idiots.
The guy in this article for example.
It's peak Boomer. Anti-woke and wife bad.
His wife doesn’t deserve this, but he sure as fuck does. I hope she uses this as an opportunity to reconsider at least one choice.
...you might be an asshole.
Do you have a lisp when typing Jeff's name?
Yeth
Of course he doesn't, he's got TDS.
I hope she knows this.
She could probably do better just amongst the available men in her detention center.
My guess is this is a dude who was convinced that “white American women are too sexual so you should find a tradwife in another country,” and I’m surprised there’s not more stories like this. But at the end of the day all the “I need a tradwife” dudes would rather get on their knees and swallow for trump, so here we are
Edit: turns out they met just through work, which makes this almost more shitty that this dude is so willing to buy into the fascism
Jesus fucking hell. You really can only partially fault Melon Husk or Trumpeteer for this shit, I mean people seem to actively want to get exploited, hard.
goes to fetlife and finds "exploit me daddy!" as one of the kinks
.....the fuck?
Is he more or less likely to get his wife out by smack talking Trump?
Neither. Trump doesn't know or care that he exists.
Cult shit.
Of course he doesn't regret it. These people are inhuman cunts.
How does i get my wife arrest too
Ok boomer
Off by one. Boomers kids are becoming grandparents now
OK, I am all for outrage over the guy not having any remorse, buuuuuut:
In February, Muñoz and Bartell traveled to Puerto Rico to finally take their honeymoon, and upon returning to the U.S. mainland, immigration agents stopped Muñoz and asked whether she was an American citizen. When she explained that she wasn't but was in the process of obtaining a green card, they detained her.
They left the country without her having a green card at the moment? Am I reading this right? How would you think that is a wise idea? ~~And I am aware Puerto Rico is in a grey zone with US citizenship, she still seemed to need a Green card and knew that, so despite that you leave? Risky.~~
Edit: corrected something that I got wrong.
Puerto Rico is part of the USA. This shouldn't be a grey zone.
~~So why did she need a Green card then?~~
She is Peruvian, not Puerto Rican, so she does need a Green card and that has nothing to do with Puerto Rico itself. My bad.
Because she's Peruvian. She got arrested while returning to the US mainland from a US territory, which they might have thought wouldn't have them encountering ICE agents.
Ah, I am so dense. I did read she is Peruvian but then the Puerto Rico info overrode that bit in my brain. Thanks for pointing that out.
ICE is racist?
Damn who could have possibly guessed
Who fucking cares?
Another illegal taken care of, how quickly we moved from gang members and rapists to some Maga guy's sex slave. It was almost like deporting criminals was just an excuse to deport checks notes anyone brown or who disagrees with full on fascism.
Both are MAGA so this is LAMF moment too.
There's a Rodney Dangerfield skit in there
I'd rather hear the George Carlin version.