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[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 56 points 1 week ago

My high school men’s chorus did an amazing a capella version of this.

Combined with the acoustics of the waiting area for the Maelstrom at EPCOT it sounded awesome.

But then the staff said we weren’t allowed to sing anymore.

[–] VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 40 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Sweat baby, sweat baby
Sex is a Texas drought
Me and you do the kinda stuff
That only Prince would sing about
So put your hands down my pants
And I bet you'll feel nuts
Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert
And you're getting two thumbs up

[–] ghostlychonk@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

You've had enough of two-hand touch

You want it rough, you're out of bounds

I want you smothered, want you covered

Like my Waffle House hash browns

Coming quicker than FedEx

Never reach an apex

Just like Coca-Cola stock you are inclined

To make me rise an hour early

Just like daylight savings time

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 30 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I'm slightly more mature than this...

I randomly hear

Foxtrot. Uniform. Charlie. Kilo!

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Put the you know what, in the you know where

[–] Carvex@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Marinate the nether rod in the squish mitten

[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

You know why, you don't care.

[–] cowfodder@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I was lonelier than Kunta Kinte at a Merle Haggard concert...

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The one thing I would use AI image gen for is to finally see visually the dream he has about Jesus Christ jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole while Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Clause's tummy-tum.

[–] cowfodder@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

In the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart... The lawn dart is key!

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 points 1 week ago

Damn it, I knew I forgot something!

How do I delete someone else's comment?

[–] plumbercraic@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I still wonder if Chasey ever wrote back

[–] SPRUNT@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

That's a very polarizing song to do at karaoke.

[–] don@lemmy.ca 26 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ha ha, well now! We call this the act of mating, but there are several other very important differences between human beings and animals that you should know about.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

I appreciate your input.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 21 points 1 week ago

I remember the CD for this album, Hooray for Boobies, was flesh toned and in tiny print said "Insert tounge in hole to simulate nipple"

[–] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Bloodhound Gang are such a weird thing to me. Their general vibe says these are a bunch of frat boys that got way too popular but if you actually look at the lyrics of most of their songs, they're layered better than some baklava. I can't think of any oust band that can fit two pop culture references, a double entendre, and a straightforward statement into one sentence and have it seamlessly rhyme.

[–] klugerama@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Their music is catchy, and their lyrics are creative and clever. But I remember when I first heard this song and started looking up other songs (ahoy!), and I remember thinking, "Huh, this song is also about fuckin'....and so is this song..."

I realized that 90% of their songs are about fucking. Sure, a lot of music is about that, but these guys aren't couching it terms of "making love" or poeticizing or romanticizing it. That's fine for some people, but I found it frankly obnoxious. I feel like can't listen to them with anyone else around - I have kids, and conservative family (not me obviously) and adult friends that aren't in junior high. I mean I have no problem playing Warrant, AC/DC, Metallica, or Korn around my kids but something about Bloodhound Gang makes me uncomfortable.

They have a few songs that aren't explicitly about fucking - Ralph Wiggum is pretty cool.

[–] OddMinus1@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

"so if I capsize on your thighs, high tide, B-5, you sunk my battleship."

I love that part.

[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago
[–] garth@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago

Sweat baby, sweat baby

[–] kayzeekayzee@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I grew up under a rock. What's this in reference to?

[–] dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

had to google it, but it seems to be Bloodhound Gang's The Bad Touch

[–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Quick, someone link them the kidz bop version before they grow up to be perverts!

[–] TargaryenTKE@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Wolf@lemmy.today 3 points 1 week ago

Lmao, they muted the word 'Doggy'

[–] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It's one of 8 songs I don't need to look up the lyrics for.

[–] mst@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 week ago (5 children)
[–] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Completely unrelated ones.

Pink Floyd - comfortably numb and wish you were here

Kansas - dust in the wind and carry on wayward son

Simon and Garfunkel - sound of silence

Beetles - yesterday

Tim Buckley - song to the siren

Also I just remembered that I also know baby got back so apparently it's 9.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

You have to look up the lyrics to Cecilia? Is she not sufficiently breaking you apart? How does your confidence manage on a day to day basis?

[–] Glitterbomb@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

NOOOOOWW heres a little story I got to tell

Bout three bad brothers you know so well

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire...

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago
[–] herrvogel@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

You Suffer by Napalm Death. I can sing it perfectly in my sleep.

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

I’d appreciate your input.

[–] FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 7 points 1 week ago
[–] CaptPretentious@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Back in the day, I had a girlfriend who burned a CD that was just this. The entire thing, just filled with this one song over and over. She's sneaked into my apartment, put it into the CD player, Hit play, and left.

Thinking about it still brings a smile to my face.

[–] kokesh@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

I remember seeing it fiest time on TV. I was hooked. Once on a music festival where these guys performed I was tripping out in a field and that dude with goatee feom the band "walked" around me sometime after midnight, he was being supported by two chicks who were walking him to their tent. During their performance, as it was 4th of July, decided to do something to celebrate and had dude feom the crowd to lie down on the stage and two girls were pouring beers into his mouth. After that they sent to the food stand and got him to eat as many hotdogs as he can, until he vomitted. From what I've heard feom my friends they played some club before, where they encouraged audience to spit at them and they were trying to catch it. When this song randomly comes up in my playlists, it stays in my head for weeks.

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

This song is one of the best ever

[–] UltraMasculine@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 week ago

I have never really liked that song but I still regularly hear it in my head. Since 1999.

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago

Biggest crush on the lady from the Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss video

[–] Godnroc@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Because I played too much World of Warcraft, I get the parody Hard Like Heroic instead.

[–] HurlingDurling@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

The only WoW song worth its salt is "The internet is for porn"