They probably know it. Or at least they have a feeling.
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It's more than a feeling.
It's probably a stomach ache
When I hear that old song they used to play.
Mayonnaise Georg
They totally know. There might be a few that think they’re #1 and one of them is almost certainly right.
I feel called out by this
But they probably have a hunch
Their cardiologist knows
This is the champion mayo-fiend
Or this guy?
They might not even know that it wasn't funny tasting yoghurt.
Used to live with a girl that loved mayo. This one time I was about to make a sandwich when she arrived and said "It smells great. What are you cooking?". It was literally just the mayo jar being open. She also casually ate it with a spoon.
I've done this as a child. We ate mayo sandwiches. We were also starved, because my scumbag mom blew money on drugs rather then feed her children.
Terrible thing to go through. Parents are responsible for the wellfare of their children.
But I have to admit that I also ate bread with mayonnaise just because. It works. Not every time but it works.
Is mayonnaise sandwiches the equivalent to bean tacos?
Not sure never had that before. Want to explain?
Several kinds of tacos consist of a tortilla with refried beans and some kind of meat. It's common for Mexican families with many children or little money to skip the meat and eat bean "tacos" which barely count as tacos. So I'm wondering if mayonnaise "sandwiches" are the equivalent for places where beans and tortillas aren't ubiquitous.
Yeah I believe that counts.
🤢🤮
It's good for you.
I feel like if you're even a contender you probably know. It's a condiment, but I guarantee there's someone out there who eats it like the main meals.
probably a Dutchie
Lol i thought "that could actually be me".
Yes I'm Dutch...😁
Is the artery clogging power of frits and mayo overpowered by the biking or is it mostly genetics?
It’s me. Sorry, everyone. 😔
The Mayonnaise part was hard to watch... 🤢
I watched this twice
What is wrong with me
You found your kink.
Lmao not nothing.
Imagine showing up in a suit for this!
Nah it's gotta be LifeIsBoris, the dude eats spoons of mayo in day to day life
From my experience a disturbing number of Russians have a mayonnaise based diet, so he has competition.
I'm speechless.
Beautiful 👏
That gets worst as it progresses.
But in a good way.
Yes and no.
It's confusing.
I did not want to laugh but I couldn't avoid it.
I think that person would be Ken Griffin.
Does ranch count towards the record? If yes, I'm pretty sure I've seen that guy's videos.
I know Who Is It
Kenny
My wife, who will eat it out of the jar at times.
Hint: it's not me.
I think we can rule out people with egg intolerances though
It's not even made with egg anymore. It's basically impossible to find real mayo... In the US at least
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