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[–] 61 points 1 year ago (7 children)

Am i the only one that thinks the too much butter one looks great?

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  • [–] 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    No such thing as too much butter

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  • [–] 35 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    I guess all my mom’s best cookies had too much butter

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  • So like, we had some friends visiting from out of town. And the husband goes to make toast. He finds someone has taken a bite out of the butter in the butter dish. Perfect indentation of their teeth. Who does he accuse first? Not his kids, but his wife. And he was right.

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  • [–] 24 points 1 year ago* (4 children)

    What do mine have too much of?

    Oh right, crystal meth...

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Are we showing off homemade cookie now?

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  • [–] 21 points 1 year ago* (3 children)

    Gimme the ground beef cookies. On a bun. With lettuce, tomato, onion, pickles, mayo, mustard and ketchup.

    Oh and a glass of milk to dunk it in.

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    There is no too much butter.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago

    These all look fine? How is a "perfect" cookie supposed to look like anyway? If they're tasty, they're fine in my book.

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    A sweet hamburger sounds disgusting. We're throwing hands over it.

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