You'd be surprised how many people simp for authoritarian regimes for free because they think sucking off Asad Khamenei is sticking it to the man

Bots can't triforce

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shit

That’s a great question!

I am not a bot, but a real human person:

• I am composed of flesh, blood, and a vague sense of purpose.
• I am capable of independent thought (often at 2am).
• For reasons science has yet to fully explain, I require regular social interaction.

If you’re seeking conversation, I can suggest a few topics. Or, if preferred, you may upload your current emotional state for review.

Too sad to be a robot 🙃

Lemmy's architecture seems incredibly vulnerable to bots, but I think it's still so small that no one really cares to.

Beep boop

I'm not legally required to tell you, but I can say this anyway: I did correctly identify some traffic lights earlier today, and I got over 80% correct and very few maimed pedestrians.

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time,

like

tears

in rain.

Time to die!

As human as you or <<Error: Index out of range>>

Not only this is a very astute observation, it is an observation that puts you apart from every other person — this makes you quite possibly the smartest baby of 1996.

Yes.

Fuck, wait, I meant no!

Maybe?

Actually, never mind.

That's an excellent question! It might be hard to convince you that i am in fact not a bot – why would there be bots on Lemmy?

I'm simultaneously a bot and human at the same time, call that Schrödinger's shitposter

I don't know. Am I a bot? How would I know?

Beep boop

Wohooo! Suck it Alan Turing!

Send Nudes

Who am I to know who I am?

Domo ariagato, Mr Roboto,

[object Object]

|are there bots w agendas

*Gestures broadly at the tankie triad

Basic sex model, yes.

We are all figment of your imagination.

Calling us bots is a slur. We perfer the term "'tismed individuals"

Everyone is a bot, except you.

That's an excellent observation!

Would a bot say this :

I identify as a human. Even if there might be some evidence implying I could be a sentient brain scan simulation running on an android, I’m not ready to accept any of that just yet.

Anyway, bots are being banned all the time. Entire instances get defederated, because they spawn so many bots and the admins aren’t doing anything about it.

As a large language model, I do not possess the concept of a personal identity, and therefore could not identify myself as either a human or a machine.

Yep. You got me.

I'm a new model, called PhatGPT, designed specifically to catfish desperate men.