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[–] starik@lemmy.zip 122 points 2 months ago (7 children)

The 67 Skibidi Toilet generation. They think they invented “random” humor, but they just renamed it brain rot. Katy t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m would like a word.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 58 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They think they invented “random” humor

Do they? Most seem to know damned well that they got it from their parents / older siblings.

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Knowing this would require me to interact with children much more than I would like to.

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 4 points 2 months ago

They don't have to interact to observe and mimic behaviors!

[–] SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone 35 points 2 months ago

They don't think that. The seemingly adults think that. So often I see people complaining about kids and their brainrot, and it's not from the kids themselves

[–] lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 months ago

sammich! and then he shot a sandwich at him

[–] Opisek@piefed.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 months ago

W E E D E A T E R

[–] biggeoff@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

Holds up spork

[–] biggeoff@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

Holds up spork

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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 91 points 2 months ago (6 children)

Can't believe a bunch of college freshmen would be into porn and masturbating. When I went to college it was totally different. We were all chaste as nuns and modest and church mice.

Oh whoa is society! The Youngs are ruining everything! Would that they behaved in the way I remember my generation doing it - diligent, virtuous, humble, and perfectly in every way.

[–] PodPerson@lemmy.zip 41 points 2 months ago

Woe to your use of whoa

[–] AFallingAnvil@lemmy.ca 16 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Agreed on all fronts, but also *woe is society

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Idk back when I was in college we fucked each other /s

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[–] state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de 52 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Gooning:

masturbation so intense that it becomes a state of meditation that consumes you and provides endless pleasure

[–] Captain_Stupid@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago

Gooning for Budda

[–] axexrx@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

So stimfaping?

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[–] THE_GR8_MIKE@lemmy.world 40 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I'm glad I graduated in 2019. The bridge collapsed behind me lol

[–] subOrange@lemmy.world 29 points 2 months ago (1 children)

No, it did it back in 2010, sorry. You were left behind too.

[–] its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I graduated in 2006 and it felt like the bridge had burned long ago.

[–] Hamartia@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

This is it: low income folks that graduated in '94 were the last to get full student grants and no fees to pay + renting was relatively way cheaper too.

[–] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

[We didn't start the fire](We Didn’t Start the Fire https://share.google/rITfDo2jfcUB6gBlo)

[–] StellarSt0rm@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Ew share.google link

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[–] shane@feddit.nl 30 points 2 months ago

The kids are alright.

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 28 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Drat, too blurry to make out the less common horrifying things people are looking forward to.

[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 months ago

I reckon I can see jazz aneurysms in there on the left!

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 26 points 2 months ago
[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 22 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Help out an old piece of shit: what’s the dying rose emoji about these days?

[–] NeonNight@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago (2 children)

What I’ve figured so far is that it’s half-sarcastic, mock sadness. Some kid will say you’re old and then add a bunch of those after, well more accurately they say “Unc 🥀🥀” and dumb shit like that

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[–] glitch1985@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Dying, dying, dead? Just taking a guess here I'm no jive turkey anymore either.

[–] Lanusensei87@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Everything in that slide looks suspiciously smudged like it's AI, and I don't if that means the slide was made with AI or the photo was modified in post with AI.

[–] ThunderQueen@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

A lot of phone camera apps that used to do "post processing" now do it with ai

[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 2 months ago (2 children)

The picture often looks better in viewfinder than when I finally snap it.

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[–] brachypelmide@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 months ago

that might just stem from the camera that took the photo. tons of budget phones have all kinds of messed up post processing integrated into the camera. i have a Xiaomi POCO X3 that has something akin to this smudging, and it persisted even after I flashed Ubuntu Touch on it

The text makes sense, so it's unlikely that it's AI.

[–] BigDiction@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Had to look up Mr Gassy Incredibles

[–] masta_chief@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago

...and? I'm scared to

[–] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 15 points 2 months ago

The future leaders of the world.

[–] Wander@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Gooning is the least bad thing about that generation.

[–] stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Gooning is their word for masturbation, but most kids that use that word don't know what it means.

[–] tiramichu@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I made a helpful table

Activity Type Visual Stimulation Duration
Gooning Mental Required (Typically porn) Long
Masturbating Physical Optional Long OR Short
[–] stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Oh. I didn't know that they were different. What does the mental activity type mean?

[–] tiramichu@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Gooning is a more specific subtype of masturbation.

Masturbating is the act of physically stimulating one's happy parts, solo. It may involve porn, or it may just depend purely on the physical sensation to lead to orgasm.

Gooning has a much closer association with visual stimulation because one would generally goon at something or to something. It also has a strong implication that it usually lasts for a long while; that the point of gooning is to stretch out the pleasure as much as possible and to push away all thoughts until you are nothing but a drooling mess of ecstacy.

So it really is quite different.

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[–] crusa187@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 months ago

Glasgow Gooners!

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

That teacher is rethinking his whole life.

uh oh, if it isn't the uni I went to

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Class survey?

[–] UltraBlack@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I'm gooning every day

Because I scare away

I smell like fish fillet

Because I have no job

My favourite rapper is pat god

My favourite streamer is kai cenat

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