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[–] 57 points 7 months ago* (13 children)

He's not wrong from a BIBLICAL standpoint.

The Bible also says disobedient children should be murdered. The Bible says that if you rape a child, you have to give her dad $50 and marry her. The Bible is OBSESSED with foreskin collection.

It says a lot of very stupid tripe, that's why nobody bothers following it.

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  • [–] 17 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    The Bible is OBSESSED with foreskin collection.

    That makes sense tho...

    Like Old Testament was for the one group in the area who removed those as children. No adult spy would do that for cover, and it would take substantial time to heal to pass

    So it wasn't "we love foreskins, gimmie them foreskins" as much as "give me the one thing that proved you killed an adult man who wasn't part of us".

    It was genocide, if you weren't part of 'the tribe' you were an enemy and should be killed.

    So yeah, totally evil, but logical.

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  • [–] 8 points 7 months ago* (1 child)

    Just So stories about the logical reason for genital mutilation don't hold water. Even in the Bible, there are accounts of how the Israelites could tell friend from foe: they did it by accent (search on "shibboleth" for more details), not by examining the guy's schwantz. Much easier from a safe distance.

    Also, many other tribal societies also practiced circumcision and other forms of genital mutilation, some living adjacent to each other. And snipping is also practiced in Islam, which encompasses multiple nationalities.

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  • [+] 4 points 7 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (9 children)
  • [–] 4 points 7 months ago (5 children)

    "God" aint the lord's name, and even if you diduse his name, it wouldnt be in vain here, you good.

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  • [–] 29 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    Christian Zionism is a deranged cult.

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  • [–] 20 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    By that same logic, the Italians have a right to the entire middle east because the Roman Empire engulfed it. Then the Ottoman's came and took it from them, so hey...I guess Turkey has a right to the entire middle east as well now.

    Fuck Zionism.

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  • [–] 17 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    Excited to hear Mike Huckabee's other theories on which ethnic groups enjoy sovereignty over which geographic regions

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  • [–] 13 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    Well I have a God given right to punch Huckabee straight in the face.

    It's in the Bible, somewhere...

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  • [+] 13 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 child)
  • [–] 7 points 7 months ago

    That's not even biblical. Israel has never controlled fucking Tehran, and they were routinely in exile in Iraq and Syria, not as conquerors but as conquered. No fuccabee only believes this because he's pro genocide, anti brown people, and hates Muslims more than jews.

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  • [–] 12 points 7 months ago

    Hey, so God just told me Im the rightful owner of the world.

    Everyone get the fuck off my rock.

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  • [–] 9 points 7 months ago

    You've got to be able to expand that Lebensraum though

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  • [–] 7 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    Blows my mind that anyone can support this "God given right" to land for Israel while at the same time denying indigenous first Nations in America.

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  • [–] 5 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    Religious rationalizations are irrelevant.

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    I'd like to see that progress rapidly to a natural conclusion, honestly. Thankfully he's not in the news much anymore, but all things considered it would be harder to find a bigger gaping asshole even in this land of self-glorified assholes, which is currently enjoying its own golden age of assholery. He's like asshole emeritus now.

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  • [–] 4 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    He shit out a daughter who's just as depraved as he is. Fuck their entire bloodline, may they rot in satan's asshole

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  • [–] 3 points 7 months ago

    But God and Allah are the same entity?! Is he sure Allah is keen on this?

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    [–] 2 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    By the logic of the old testament of the Bible, wouldn't the Jews have a right to the entire earth?

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  • [–] 1 point 7 months ago (1 child)

    As long as the follow God's orders, which include treating the stranger among you as an equal. But then there are also contradictory orders. It's lose/lose being the chosen people. What it really means is being singled out for abuse by a capricious, brutally authoritarian, abusive father-figure.

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago

    All because of their foreskin kink.

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago

    I think the channel is trying to downplay the comments to make them sound more normal and sane.

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  • [–] 1 point 7 months ago

    Hasn't this been his whole deal for years?

    Isn't that why he got out on that detail?

    Or was Trump just annoyed by him and put him there to get rid of him? That's the vibe I got.

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