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[–] 57 points 1 year ago (9 children)

why didn't Jesus think of that? Was he stupid?

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  • [–] 24 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    Jesus would have survived crucifixion if he'd tried harder

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    What are you talking about, he did survive it, though he slept for 3 days before going to say bye to his friends then goy the fuck out of there before the sick fucks tried again. He then went to Scandinavia where he taught the people to mostly be cool, but, worried about another backlash, told them that maybe one day they can raid and pillage every now and then as a treat.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    As God, Jesus wouldn't have died unless he wanted to. Jesus committed suicide by Roman(s).

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    You are correct if one were to assume the contents of the bible are an accurate representation of history; it's mentioned several times during the passion. Effectively Jesus, being God, could have just noped out or gone Old Testament or whatever. He specifically talked about that in the garden of Gethsemane basically saying he knows what's going to happen and is doing so voluntarily.

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