It’s a perfect metaphor for the performative Christianity they love: all show, no effort

American style Christianity described in one image.

Jesus after seeing this pic:

Well, to be fair, they are idiots...

Holy shit this is the most accurate metaphorical depiction of modern Christians I've ever seen.

why didn't Jesus think of that? Was he stupid?

If Jesus was so smart, why didn’t he think of this? Would have saved him a ton of work.

Back on the Saturday before Easter I was driving down a highway when I saw police blocking the right lane. There was a church group walking along the road dragging a cross. I laughed my ass off when I noticed it had wheels. I only got a screen cap from a dashcam video.

If they're too lazy to even perform during their performative gestures, what's the fucking point?!

They should just send a guy out there wearing a life size replica of Charlie Kirks head like a theme park mascot yelling "OBEY" followed by whatever they want their cult to do/feel/etc.

It's rather poignant I think.

After all the guy they are honouring only ever paid lip service to the religion. So they should to.

🎶I'm here to remind you of the wheels you use on that cross you bear, It's not fair!🎶

Hey when you're making up the story you can control the entire narrative

No crown of thorns either. Amateur.

Turns out following the teachings of Jesus Christ and being a good person are too difficult for most Christians.

21st century Christianity.

Look at me! Look at me! I’m doing the thing! Look at me!

Vanity will get you sent to hell bro. Hope you know.

11th commandment was work smarter, not harder

It's also way undersized. Look at how wide it isn't. They'd be nailing his elbows instead of his hands. It ought to be much taller and thicker too.

If only we could have people performatively wheel around more practical execution devices, like the evergreen guillotine.

Holy shit that's a great band name. Do not steal.

Holy shit this is so hilarious and so fucking awful. Jesus would be so pissed.

Now I'm imagining Peter Thiel pitching Jesus an easy button as an alternative to sacrificing himself for the sins of humanity.