Gospel of love (europe.pub)
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[Jesus sits on a rock, speaking]
A new commandβ€―I give you:
Love one another

[an angry character talks back to Jesus]
What if they're something bad like gay, trans, brown, or communist though?

[Jesus is facepalming on his rock]
I don't want to be a messiah anymore

https://thebad.website/comic/gospel_of_love

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[–] 33 points 5 months ago* (12 children)

Guy was a walking DUI, with a BAC of 100%.

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  • [–] 21 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    this is why the bible contains no mention of jesus driving a car or reciting the alphabet backwards

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  • [–] 1 point 4 months ago (1 child)

    The real reason he was crucified. You need to go to the apocrypha of Thomas to find out about how many times he ran over Lazarus with that mule before he skipped town for three days.

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