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[–] MisterFrog@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

🎼don't tell you wife about this gaaaame 🎢 you can do anything in this gaaaame!🎡 https://youtube.com/watch?v=wwE1fZmIkss

[–] makyo@lemmy.world 54 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Death always has a boner too

[–] LePoisson@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Unless, since Death is a skeleton, they never have a boner?

[–] ramble81@lemm.ee 10 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I mean it’s right in the description. He’s all bones including his penis bone

[–] JaymesRS@literature.cafe 12 points 1 week ago

If you whittled a device to clean stuck items from your teeth out of a penis bone and gave it to someone as a surprise gift, would that make it an Unsolicited Dick Pic?

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[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

In the picture he can clearly sweat, so I guess other ... functions work too

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

He came for the guy

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[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 36 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Throw in Big Hero 6's Aunt Cass to make it Nintendo hard

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 34 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] Xttweaponttx@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Won't make you go blind

The fuck??

[–] Xerxos@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 week ago

Haven't you heard? That was a lie to stop children from masturbating: if you do it too much you go blind.

[–] Crankenstein@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

I forget how stupid anti-masturbation rhetoric was.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Just like Mr. Incredible (he likes to watch her with Elastimommy)

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 31 points 1 week ago

Death came twice that day.

[–] user_name@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Is that supposed to be Elastigirl?

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 44 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Elastigirl (or Elastimommy as I like to call her) is the ultimate bi/pan fantasy. She's got a dumptruck for an ass which Mr. Incredible has tried to destroy many times over the years. It is the only joy left in his life. And she can turn into anything. And I do mean ANYTHING. She can replace her pussy with massive, throbbing cock. I can only imagine how intimidating and inviting it would look. Drool.

[–] trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world 56 points 1 week ago (2 children)

*runs into thread in panic, drenched in sweat*

THE GOONERS GOT OUT OF THE DUNGEON

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 35 points 1 week ago (1 children)

YOU PUT THE GOONERS IN A DUNGEON?!?!

THAT JUST MAKES THEM STRONGER!

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

STOP SHOUTING, THEY'LL COME ON US!!

[–] Dagnet@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Oh no, not on us!

[–] Crankenstein@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Just thought you ought to know *faints dramatically*

[–] Muaddib@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Jolyne Cujoh could unravel her vagina into string and turn it into a crochet strapon. Since she feels through her stand as if it were the same part of her own body, that means she can be vaginally stimulated by fucking something with her string penis.

[–] match@pawb.social 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

jolyne, jolyne, jolyne, jolyne I'm begging of you please don't form the strap

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[–] markovs_gun@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

The username with this comment is incredible. I just imagine Paul Atreides saying this (Dune Messiah Spoilers)>!with his eyes burned out seeing purely with his spice induced powers!<

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 5 points 1 week ago

This is too much canon for me

[–] Luffy879@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

What the actual fuck?

And I thought my kinks were extreme

[–] Crankenstein@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Bro if you think that's extreme you ain't been on the Internet long enough. This is tame. It doesn't even get into the vore/unbirth potential.

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[–] D_C@lemm.ee 6 points 1 week ago

That sounds terrible. Just terrible. Horrible even. Horrible.

Anyone got any links so I can see just how vile and disgusting it is?

[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago
[–] Nougat@fedia.io 12 points 1 week ago

I sure hope so.

[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Fair warning: Sisyphus got sentenced to rolling that boulder up that hill for eternity for his attempts to cheat death.

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah, but he's probably in really good shape now. Massive calves

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Unbecredible@lemm.ee 15 points 1 week ago

That's the least optimal way to carry a rock imaginable. No wonder bruh never makes any progress.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

So, in a way he succeded?

[–] ZonenRanslite@feddit.org 17 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Where can you play the game? I ask for a friend.

[–] ace_of_based@sh.itjust.works 35 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

turn off your adblocker and it finds you

[–] match@pawb.social 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I feel like Death instantly wins this one considering he's a skeleton. He has a boner but no penis or balls. πŸ˜”

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Death can sweat

So Death can cum

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Cum is stored in the ~~balls~~ bones.

No wonder they're white.

[–] MyDarkestTimeline01@ani.social 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This is Death we're talking about. He hasn't felt anything for millennia. He'll probably Play that game while making aggressive eye contact with you while also not feeling anything. Maybe drop a "So this is what you're in to? Interesting."

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[–] mrbubblesort@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

Beating death is easy, just say he just lost The Game.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 week ago

Misread it as gum at first.

[–] Taiatari@lemmynsfw.com 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Pfff just chose him to play Tetris or any other game without a win condition but loose conditions.

Maybe even rimworld, he gets sucked in and forgets that you exist.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

RimWorld has a win condition though.

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Savage randy, then.

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[–] Allemaniac@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

ngl porn games came a LONG way, sometimes my degeneracy surprises even myself

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