Someone will post this to LinkedIn without a hint of irony.
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ok but where does sucking the homie off play in all of this
Is a blowjob really a job if you’re enjoying it?
It’s a blowhobby, perhaps even a blowcalling.
Suck hobby
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That's just a brojob, that's standard operating procedure.
Context
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What part of this is passive?
If you're having fun at your job, you'll never work a day in your life.
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It puts the ass in passive
It’s passive for the bottom
In the community we refer to it as "bottom"
What’s your job? I kiss my homies
In a world with AI grindsets, influencer slopfests, and governmental grifting, we need more respectable professions like this.
That's not passive income
It is if you're a lazy bottom.
It is if you were already going to go bar hopping with your makeout bro
Hello kids! Today we're learning about prostitution
Strike up a conversation with a group of women
Alright, I'm out.
The amount of people that evidently don't know what the "passive" in passive income is supposed to stand for is wild.
If you have do do something for it, it's not passive, it's just a job.
The passive is the friend who sits there and waits to get tongued.
It doesn't say if he gets paid though, or if it's just for fun.
I'm not giving him a cut for that! Bob makes enough money as it is; he's lucky I buy the cosmos.
Active income, as it were.
So in one night, lets call it 8 hours from 6:00 - 2:00, you're out there approaching women, starting a conversation, leading that conversation naturally to kissing men, negotiating for $100, kissing your homie, then traveling to the next bar... every 24 minutes.
Also it gets worse. Either he's commandeered his friend into doing this with him for free, or they're splitting it and he's actually managing to average every 12 minutes.
Once you have practiced this a bit, you might be able to complete the routine in ten minutes. You might be able to get more than 100$ at times, especially from larger groups. Selecting an area with lots of bars visited by hen parties is probably key for this.
Once you have practiced this a bit, you might be able to complete the routine in ten minutes.
10 minutes? More like one minute: "Hithereladies, howsyournightgoing? Kissingmenhuhwhatsthatallabout, I'dneverdoitespeciallynotwiththisguyhereyoucouldn'tpaymeto. Notforlessthat$100. brief tongue gargling Giveusmycashyoudummies. Seeyoubye!"
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Well this dystopia economy when you have go around making out with your male friend to make extra money.
What happens if you do it and they don't pay? Also call BS in this economy people can pony up 100 bucks for this?
If they can afford drinks in an uptown bar, they can scrounge up $100 between them. It's called wealth redistribution.
Assuming this kind of wager is more likely in a nightclub with drunk people (that brought party money) then a regular bar.
Some have entree fees, and the oned that do have more chance to find richer drunk people.
Gotta pay expensive drinks for you and homie to not stand out and appear massively sus, what you're doing is relatively mild but people can’t tell your not planning worse, so act normal, casual.
May take a while to find a good target, depending on the crowd size you only have one shot to smooth talk your way into it.
In the meantime your spending time, possibly gas finding new locations. Local employees will equally catch on also if you do it too often the same spot.
In the end gotta split the profits with your partner
Might be above minimum wage but far from big money. The only reason to get big money is dumb luck where your victim is an actual rich person that does not care.
Rope the bars in. Gas isn't something that should be happening drinking.
I told my boss I needed a raise. He said everyone needs a hustle. I told him my hustle is wage work. He advised some people will just sacrifice more. I said my time with my family was more important.
You forgot to add the part where you kissed your boss on the mouth to get a raise.
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Ah yes, the old selling yourself for more riches and even more dignity. Go money! /s Now let's talk basic universal income. That one is a no-brainer that would solve a lot of social ills.
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I wonder what Andrew Taint would have to say about this.
Shit, he probably came up with the idea.
Remember, according to Andrew Tate, the gayest thing a fella can do is enjoy sex with a woman
He did indeed say that yes.
"Bruh it's totally not homo if it's for the Grind™, these stupid femoids just think we're both so hot and want to fuck us anyway"
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Can someone explain how dressing in basketball shorts and jersey factors in?
Stereotypical "straight guy" clothes.
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By this logic everyone should be a prostitute on top of whatever their hustle is. Just saying.
Yes. Obviously. Fucking pinko, are you not?
If homie doesn't want any of that money, you might have a boyfriend.
what if I have a fagcent
Use sign language
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