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[–] 215 points 2 months ago (47 children)

Are you suggesting there is something wrong with any of these names:

  • gimp
  • finger
  • john the ripper
  • libcaca
  • toilet
  • fsck
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  • [–] 187 points 2 months ago (9 children)

    unzip, strip, touch, finger, grep, mount, fsck, more, yes, fsck, fsck, fsck, umount, sleep

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  • [–] 34 points 2 months ago (17 children)

    I like how developers are not shying away from possibility of them having foot fetish (foot terminal, gnome logo being a foot)

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  • [–] 60 points 2 months ago (16 children)

    The foot is actually symbolic for the devs stepping all over you with their opinionated design and no choices

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    [–] 113 points 2 months ago (6 children)

    KDE's tool to configure an IntelliPoint™ device.

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  • [–] 54 points 2 months ago (1 child)
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    [–] 45 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    We need a command line interface named Toris. CLI Toris

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  • [–] 36 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    I'm a dev. I develop little prototypes and things with Rust. I often create a new repository and don't give the project a name, until I've coded enough of it that I know where it's going.

    A few years back, the makers of the programming language Rust started punishing people for prepending rust- before the names of their tools and apps. They recommended that people append -rs to the end.

    The combination of these two things caused me to end up with a whole bunch of repositories named something like cli-rs or clitool-rs, both of which I'd just pronounce as clitoris.

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    [–] 40 points 2 months ago (21 children)

    The most clearest description of file explorer: Dolphin (?)

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    [–] 39 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Can't find the app guys. Where is it? Bruh. Help me someone, my girlfriend is coming home and I don't want to get mocked for the same thing two days in a row.

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    [–] 37 points 2 months ago (4 children)

    Gnome: GSpot. It doesn't actually exist (GNOME devs though there was no use case for it)

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    [–] 32 points 2 months ago (18 children)

    I'm still amazed people use and browse the septic tank of the internet. Xitter just won't stop.

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    [–] 32 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    Is the GNOME version called Gock?

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    bash: klitoris: command not found...
    :(

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    [–] 30 points 2 months ago

    I can never find that program...

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  • [–] 29 points 2 months ago (27 children)

    i think PCSX2 is the maddest i’ve ever been over a name. i’ve been using it for YEARS and have to double check the spelling every single time i type it.

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    [–] 27 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    does anyone have the repo? I can't find it

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    [–] 26 points 2 months ago (3 children)

    Hey, I finger the klitoris of my thinkpad all the time

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    [–] 25 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    Gonna make a TUI music player and call it D-Bussy

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    [–] 22 points 2 months ago*

    There's an awesome linux tool called "fuck". When you make a typo in a CLI command and get an error message, all you have to do is type "fuck" and it looks at your last command and the error message and takes a guess at fixing it. If it's right all you have to do is hit Enter. Super useful!

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  • [–] 21 points 2 months ago*
    klitoris: Permission denied
    
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  • [–] 20 points 2 months ago (7 children)

    2026version: copilot internet 365 just shortened to copilot after the next MBA is hired.

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  • [–] 19 points 2 months ago (1 child)
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    [–] 17 points 2 months ago (6 children)

    You think that's the worst?

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    [–] 17 points 2 months ago

    Searched everywhere and can't find the download. Does anyone have a link for the latest klitoris? I can't locate it and my wife is getting pissed.

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  • [–] 15 points 2 months ago

    GNOME folks are like "well, before GNOME was even a thing, we had this application called The Gimp, and we kinda wish we didn't call it that, so please don't name your apps for laughs OK?"

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  • [–] 14 points 2 months ago (14 children)

    I'm kind of surprised that Apple didn't name the iPhone just "Phone".

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    [–] 13 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    It's my favorite app to play around with

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