Are you suggesting there is something wrong with any of these names:
- gimp
- finger
- john the ripper
- libcaca
- toilet
- fsck
Are you suggesting there is something wrong with any of these names:
KDE's tool to configure an IntelliPoint™ device.
Its called a cat-tongue. Everyone that refers to it as anything else is wrong

You mean ClitMouse
We need a command line interface named Toris. CLI Toris
I'm a dev. I develop little prototypes and things with Rust. I often create a new repository and don't give the project a name, until I've coded enough of it that I know where it's going.
A few years back, the makers of the programming language Rust started punishing people for prepending rust- before the names of their tools and apps. They recommended that people append -rs to the end.
The combination of these two things caused me to end up with a whole bunch of repositories named something like cli-rs or clitool-rs, both of which I'd just pronounce as clitoris.
The most clearest description of file explorer: Dolphin (?)
Like if Nautilus is any better
Or, like, Total Commander. A wild guess would be some strategy game.
The application most likely to cause confusion among True Gamers™ who got fed up with Windows.
(PRO TIP: dolphin is the KDE file manager, dolphin-emu is what you really want. PRO TIP 2: To defeat the PulseAudio daemon, shoot at it until it dies)
Can't find the app guys. Where is it? Bruh. Help me someone, my girlfriend is coming home and I don't want to get mocked for the same thing two days in a row.
Gnome: GSpot. It doesn't actually exist (GNOME devs though there was no use case for it)
I'm still amazed people use and browse the septic tank of the internet. Xitter just won't stop.
Is the GNOME version called Gock?
I would not be surprised if KDE already had "Klitoris"
bash: klitoris: command not found...
:(
No, you should touch klitoris or finger klitoris, not bash it.
man klitoris
no manual entry for klitoris
Well that explains a lot.
i think PCSX2 is the maddest i’ve ever been over a name. i’ve been using it for YEARS and have to double check the spelling every single time i type it.
does anyone have the repo? I can't find it
Hey, I finger the klitoris of my thinkpad all the time
Gonna make a TUI music player and call it D-Bussy
There's an awesome linux tool called "fuck". When you make a typo in a CLI command and get an error message, all you have to do is type "fuck" and it looks at your last command and the error message and takes a guess at fixing it. If it's right all you have to do is hit Enter. Super useful!
2026version: copilot internet 365 just shortened to copilot after the next MBA is hired.
Seriously, all Windows software is starting to sound the same, with as little clue as possible as to what it actually does. Remote Desktop on Mac is called "Windows App". What does that mean? Everything else is called 365.
I’ve found the clitoris.
You think that's the worst?

Searched everywhere and can't find the download. Does anyone have a link for the latest klitoris? I can't locate it and my wife is getting pissed.
GNOME folks are like "well, before GNOME was even a thing, we had this application called The Gimp, and we kinda wish we didn't call it that, so please don't name your apps for laughs OK?"
I'm kind of surprised that Apple didn't name the iPhone just "Phone".
It's my favorite app to play around with
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