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[–] 5 points 1 day ago (1 child)

This is 100% true.

Official French language test demands you call it "le fin du semaine". Meanwhile every single Quebecer and New Brunswicker calls it "le weekend".

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  • [–] 1 point 1 day ago

    In Quebec it depends. In Montreal people say weekend, but in Quebec city they say "la fin de semaine". I pretty much think it's fin de semaine in most regions too. It's just that the Montreal metropolitan area is half the population.

    I personally heard a lot of french people say weekend too, not fin de semaine.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

    "Air Conditioner", meanwhile, is the kind of name americans in the 50s give products to make them sound slightly futuristic and the next in a long line of purchases necessary for the Middle Class™ life. Twenty years on and its an abbreviation.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 day ago

    It's a good name too. It cools and dries the air. Lots of people sleep on the drying part, when that's actually what Carrier designed it for.

    It's also why you need to appropriately size your air conditioning. If it's undersized it obviously won't keep up with the heat. But if it's oversized, it may cool your space so quickly it doesn't effectively cycle enough air to control the humidity.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 day ago

    An abbreviation that sometimes needs clarification since Americans also became too lazy to say "Alternating Current."

    Hypothetical conversation:

    "Something something AC."

    "Hmm, do you mean alternating current? Or air conditioning?"

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  • [–] 82 points 2 days ago (2 children)

    Meanwhile in Quebec the language police has decided that "climat" is too close to "climate" and must be banned, and anyone who disagrees gets the death penalty. This caused an outrage in parliament so now the official policy is only every second disagreement gets the death penalty.

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  • [–] 36 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 child)

    Itallian restaurant :
    Calls pasta, pasta.

    Quebecois language police :
    And I took that personally

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  • [–] 69 points 2 days ago (5 children)

    Okay but no joke people call it "La clime" in French. This meme is too real!

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  • [–] 9 points 2 days ago*

    Some Germans shorten "Die Klimaanlage" to "Die Klima" which is pretty close to "Das Klima", meaning climate.

    Personally I prefer "Der Klimat" (with the t at the end) just to fuck with people, because everyone understands it but nobody likes it XD

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    [–] 3 points 1 day ago

    Ha! Quebecers would find an archaic word 22 letters long and turn it into an official term policed by the OQLF nazis.

    Source: am Quebecer.

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  • [–] 36 points 2 days ago (5 children)

    Australians would call it the climo. Actually, how do they not do this already?

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  • [–] 48 points 2 days ago (2 children)

    The English would end up using rhyming slang for it. They'd call it "the stop" as in "stop and stare [rhymes with air]" or some other insufferable thieves' cant.

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    People who say “aircon” nonchalantly whistling as they try to walk away unnoticed

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  • [–] 2 points 1 day ago

    For a while the French language officials were trying to change “e-mail” and they couldn’t get anyone to change.

    I love the English luangage because it adapts, changes, and steals. If enough people say a word it just becomes the word.

    France needs a whole concil to keep its language sounding posh.

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  • [–] 36 points 2 days ago

    theyd call it le calisse de freezé imarche pu tabarnac ostie

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  • [–] 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

    Enters the car, turns on the climate

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  • [–] 21 points 2 days ago (14 children)

    French is such a stupid language I cant tell if that is real french or not.

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  • [–] 36 points 2 days ago (5 children)

    I took a year of French in high school and recognize most of those words, so I can firmly say maybe.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 days ago* (6 children)

    It's real French but it is just as silly in French as if in English we would say "machine for controlling the cooling of air in the interior of the building", and nobody would use it. The joke about the language police is apt for the general behaviour of the Academie but not actually real in this case. French is probably less stupid than English tbh, although the rules about pronunciation vs spelling are over the top, at least they're still way more systematic.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 day ago

    The Academie is out of touch with contemporary french language. They got laughted at when they released their latest dictionary which stated FRANC was the official currently, despite the EURO replacing it 20+ years ago.

    Commercial dictionaries like Robert or Larousse are more useful or up-to-date. The Academie dictionnary seems mostly useless sadly.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 days ago

    Four twenty ten.

    Have a nice day.

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    i wonder which one was more successful 🤔

    idk how much spanish people say "estreamer" but no one, and i mean fucking no one says "joueur-animateur" in french. we just say "streameur", because it turns out that you can’t really change a word that implanted itself into common usage, especially not when your proposed alternative is infinitely worse (somehow both too vague and too specific, and also too unwieldy to say)

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  • [–] 7 points 2 days ago

    McClimmyator

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