There's only so much piss a washing machine can take.

I think this is my new favourite saying

That sounds like a washing machine issue to me.

Washing machinese should have an index on how much piss they can handle in one load /s

Point of order, do you use detergent?

You never empty the machine's drain?

To get the proper drinking experience, make sure to let it age in your bladder for at least a couple of hours. If you're not going to age it properly then might as well use it for the washing machine.

It’s only piss if it comes from the piss region of France. Otherwise it’s just sparkling urine.

I thought the machine did that because it only releases the soap in a later stage. But I also think the machine reuses water a lot to save on water.

There's usually a pre-wash cycle.

But then it should be communal. OUR pee, to make the tankies happy.

You have to let it age iirc, something to do with urea and ammonia

I prefer to do it in the dish washer, since it uses even less water.

There were a lot of legitimate uses for urine. It was used in tanning, for cleaning, for making gunpowder.

ancient rome enters the chat

They used to wash clothes down the river from burial ground because the lye mixed with human remains resulted in a natural soap leeching into the ground water/river

Allowing urine to settle and evaporate left behind ammonia, which is the main ingredient in many things. Among them, washing clothes, tanning hides, and some medicines.

So kinda.

The saying "Not even a pot to piss in." doesnt just mean you have nothing, it also refers to the fact you couldnt even make any money because if you had a pot you could sell your urine.