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[–] 112 points 2 days ago (2 children)

fake, texting wasn't a thing 20 years ago... wait. oh no.

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  • [–] 32 points 2 days ago (15 children)

    Fake: If you were texting while driving in 2004, you were likely using the 10 digit keypad on a flip phone.

    Gay: gay marriage wasn’t legal in 2004

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  • [–] 21 points 1 day ago (6 children)

    You're underestimating people's ability to text on those old number pads. When it was all that was there, people got good at doing it. They were physical buttons so it was easier to touch type on them than today's touchscreen phones. It was just a different layout that needed to be memorized, but it was a pretty simple one, if annoying to use.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 day ago (5 children)

    Yeah, you could type blind if you wanted, just takes a bit longer.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 day ago* (2 children)

    I loved using T9 and used to blind text all of the time. With touchscreen, it took me so much fucking longer and you can't look away. I've gotten over it now, but I miss me some T9 and physical buttons

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  • [–] 4 points 1 day ago (1 child)

    I've had that thought before too, but until I just read this now I've never thought about it before but... we could just make a wireless T9 keyboard. It could be about the size of a car's keyfob, basically all battery and 3x4 grid of tactile buttons. And so all you do with it is hold it in your off hand and type with your thumb, that's it. But it's a Bluetooth keyboard that just understands T9 and works with any phone. Or even tablets or laptops if you wanted to pace around while typing.

    Like, there are chorded keyboards and stuff like that, but I don't know I've seen a thumb-only phone-layout wireless keyboard before...

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  • [–] 4 points 1 day ago (1 child)

    Yeah, my favourite was the brief period where there were full physical qwerty keyboards on phones, which existed before smart phones did because texting was popular before smart phones. Also, smart phones existed before iphones did and I held on to my BlackBerry torch for a while after iphones and later android were a thing specifically because I knew I'd hate touchscreen keyboards.

    Phones actually de-enshitified, too, because there used to be a huge market for things like ringtones, wallpapers, emoji packs. I remember getting a special cord to connect my phone and PC to be able to set my own shit because I wasn't paying for a 20 second clip from a song, not to mention no one was even trying to sell the FF battle music as ring tones, which I thought was perfect because phone calls are like random encounters lol (boss battle music for my parents haha). These days you can just set those.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 day ago

    I had a phone with a full keyboard, it was pretty fun. I did also realize recently that I could just set my ringtone to whatever I wanted; I chose The Third Sanctuary (Ringtone Version), a remix of a song from the Deltarune soundtrack.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 day ago* (5 children)

    gay marriage wasn’t legal in 2004

    US defaultism? Totally legal since april 1st 2001 in my country.

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  • [–] 22 points 2 days ago

    You shouldn't text and drive.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 day ago

    In the mirror universe that DJ's counterpart told their listeners that day to "text your partner and just say I hate you".

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  • [–] 40 points 2 days ago

    fake : anon had a wife, and is over 20
    gay : anon said I love you to another person

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  • [–] 9 points 2 days ago (2 children)

    I swear it's only straight people who use that word. I have never called my boyfriends "partner", nor have I heard my other queer friends use the term.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 days ago

    Look to the person who you came with here today, and tell them you love them.

    Was the first time, not the last time, I told my guy Ben that I love him. Thanks Michael Franti.

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  • [–] 14 points 2 days ago (7 children)

    Holy shit, actually wholesome!

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  • [–] 13 points 2 days ago (6 children)

    Texing while driving is wholesome?

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  • [–] 13 points 2 days ago* (2 children)

    T9 texting with one hand without looking at the phone is less dangerous than using a modern vehicle's touchscreen climate controls

    fight me

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  • [–] 6 points 2 days ago

    Misread it as thanks OJ, thought for a second that it was saying OJ Simpson had said that

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