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[–] 87 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Guinea pigs are manmade creatures, they're bred from South American cavies. I saw someone once frame this exact thought as "Lions aren't brave, they're giant predators with powerful muscles, sharp claws and fierce teeth. Guinea pigs are brave, a guinea pig is a 2 pound meat potato with no offensive capabilities that will scream at a human if his lettuce is too wilty."

And a "meat potato" is almost precisely what they are, they're initially raised for food.

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  • [–] 31 points 1 week ago (7 children)

    If guinea pigs had no advantages, they wouldn't have survived.

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  • [–] 27 points 1 week ago (7 children)

    In Peru they are a food staple... So not totally useless.

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  • [–] 20 points 1 week ago

    Being delicious food is a competitive advantage; just ask fruit. Domesticated farm animals in general are really nice. I grew up in a time and place of family farms, where animals were given a good life from people who cared, before becoming delicious food.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 week ago (4 children)

    Tastes like fish, it's weird.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 week ago (2 children)

    Fish? Thats wild, I wouldn't have expected that!

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  • [–] 3 points 1 week ago (1 child)

    I tried it once in Ecuador. It reminded of dark meat from a rotisserie chicken. Maybe it's how you prepare it? My father can take the best cut of meat and make it the consistency of shoe leather.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 week ago*

    HAHA reminds me of my mom, I swear she can burn boiling water :)

    But I bet is all in the prep and the diet of the GP. Ever eaten grass fed beef from calf to slaughter vs grass "finished". Its night and day, I can see why grass fed is so expensive.

    And I love dark meat on chicken, hope to be able to try it someday!

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  • [–] 24 points 1 week ago (6 children)

    There are more guinea pigs than tigers in the world.

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  • [–] 19 points 1 week ago (5 children)

    This is where I can share what I learned in my ecology classes! There's a concept called the ecological pyramid. The base comprises the primary producers, that is, plants which produce biomass with solar energy through photosynthesis. The next trophic level is the primary consumers, that is, herbivores that eat plant biomass. It's a pyramid shape because the rule of thumb is that only about 10% of the original solar energy makes it up to the next trophic level.

    Guinea pigs are primary consumers. Tigers are secondary or tertiary consumers, eating animals which eat plants, or even animals which eat other organisms which eat plants. Only about 1% of the original solar energy in the plants eaten by the animals the tigers ate goes into making new tiger biomass, compared to 10% of the energy from the plants going into making new guinea pig. And since tigers are much, much bigger, there have to be a lot fewer of them.

    A tiger's size gives it a big enough hunting advantage that, well, the world has tigers in it, but necessarily limits the numbers of the tiger population.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 week ago (4 children)

    The next step is asking what the natural environmental limits on the human population are, but don't worry, we'll find out.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 week ago (3 children)

    Nah, we won't. The world can support far more than 8 billion humans.

    It's just that the world can't support 8 billion white humans driving cars everywhere, eating meat, and buying a ton of plastic crap. It probably can't even support 1 billion of those assholes.

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  • [–] 0 points 6 days ago (2 children)

    The 'I hate white people' part aside, this is wrong. The earth can not support 8 billion people long term at any level of living standard.

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  • [–] 2 points 6 days ago (1 child)

    Nah, the EAT-Lancet report says the Earth can support 10 billion humans, if radical changes are made to consumption habits.

    And mathematically speaking, white people are the biggest offenders on climate, who will need to make the biggest changes to follow the EAT-Lancet report's advice. It's not prejudice, it's just math. White culture is a social construct that causes destructive climate vandalism behaviour.

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  • [–] 1 point 6 days ago

    EAT-Lancet really only talks about feeding people and under current conditions. But conditions change. Rising water levels and shifting climates are going to be happening in the short term. If you are OK with millions of people starving to death because of a drought or a disease or pest infestation, then sure, live on the edge.

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  • [–] 19 points 1 week ago* (1 child)

    Humans: "What if they started with none, and then became the most dangerous animal on the planet as they grew?"

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  • [–] 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

    They can't even synthesize their own Vitamin C.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

    Tigers are real fucking scary and still humans went into the forest with pointy sticks to hunt them down. Humans doesn't afraid of anything.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 week ago (1 child)

    How many guinea pigs would it take to win against one tiger in a fight, assuming the guinea pigs had the appropriate bloodlust?

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  • [–] 10 points 1 week ago

    Guinea pigs were God's guinea pigs.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 week ago

    They never saw Guinea Pigs multiply uncontrolably... they have advantages...

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  • [–] 9 points 1 week ago (1 child)

    Together, as a herd, Guinea Pigs have camouflage from an aerial view. On a farm they will graze together and listen for any alerts from other animals like hens and run for cover. They can survive when given shelter overnight in a barn. (https://youtu.be/ZvAjGHbJ7TI)

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  • [–] 7 points 1 week ago*

    Idk one them fuckers put a good hole in my finger when I was a kid who hadn't been taught proper boundaries yet. Taught me some fundamental boundary concepts right there on the spot lemme tell ya. "Do shit get bit" is actually a pretty solid developmental milestone IMO.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 week ago

    Don't underestimate cuteness as an advantage.

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