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[–] 127 points 1 week ago (28 children)

Hey at least there's posters on the wall and an attempt to make the space livable! And he offered her a cold drink!

I loved hanging out with the single bachelors in my slut phase, but good lord, most of those guys were very content with a single chair and a TV in their apartment and only those things.

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  • [–] 90 points 1 week ago (14 children)

    Have to admit, before I wanted a partner, I needed to build a proper "nest" to impress any potential mates. Got a home theater setup. All the right accoutrements and candles. Nice dishes, furniture, the works. I had designs to slay so much after I was done with the place. The only person I ever brought home ended up marrying me.

    Before that? Mattress on the floor. One desk and chair for the computer. Didn't even have a TV.

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  • [–] 76 points 1 week ago (10 children)

    This is the advice men need to hear. Cleanliness and a hand towel go a long way, too. Also no one wants to fuck in a smelly apartment, clean your damn cat box.

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  • [–] 39 points 1 week ago (9 children)

    A trashcan in the bathroom let me know my husband was the one.

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  • [–] 34 points 1 week ago (5 children)

    How do people both simultaneously shame men for understanding and not understanding women's needs?

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  • [–] 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

    If they didn't care about home dΓ©cor and just wanted to get laid, and the lack of home dΓ©cor didn't prevent them from getting laid, it sounds like they had things figured out pretty well.

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    [–] 60 points 1 week ago (4 children)

    As much as I loved Heath Ledger's Joker on screen, seeing it on anything else is so cringe. I know at least 2 people with Joker tattoos and they are exactly the kind of person you would assume.

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  • [–] 19 points 1 week ago (1 child)

    I remember going to a convention the year after The Dark Knight came out and there were so many dudes dressed up as Nurse Joker and I can't help but think that many of them were just aching for the opportunity to do a little cross-dressing.

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    [–] 52 points 1 week ago (7 children)

    Fight. Gonna be a glass chin.

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  • [–] 52 points 1 week ago (6 children)

    Are we sure there's even gonna be a chin?

    Photo of Andrew Tate with an incredibly weak chin

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  • [–] 33 points 1 week ago (1 child)

    Almost bought a house from a guy but decided the prominently displayed oil painting of The Joker indicated he would not hesitate to fuck me over somehow.

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    [–] 28 points 1 week ago (18 children)

    Can't tell if this is worse or better than my shit. How much worse are flags compared to this, most of them are fallout related none of them are WW1 or 2 related though I do want a Ukrainian anarchist flag.

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  • [–] 26 points 1 week ago (5 children)
  • I had an ex-girlfriend who had grown up in her father's antique shop and inherited all his shit when he died. Watching Antiques Roadshow with her was a trip because she knew the value of everything almost to the exact dollar. However, this had greatly distorted her perception of the acceptability of some things. She had an authentic "Ein Reich, Ein Volk, Ein Fuhrer" poster from the 1930s and I had to convince her that she couldn't just put that shit up over her mantelpiece and expect to have friends.

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    [–] 24 points 1 week ago (8 children)

    Who is the gold statuette with the Krusty hair?

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  • [–] 26 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

    Artist is named KAWS. The artist is a contemporary artist that uses brand icons, like the Mickey Mouse looking statue on the desk. It’s all very cheap and empty art that I guess some people eat up. He basically just slaps the stupid skull on everything and calls it β€œart”. Tons of merchandising, very capitalistic.

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    it could be worse. it could be jared leto's joker and a funko pop underneath it.

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  • [–] 18 points 1 week ago (1 child)

    "Fight" and then take all his beer. Simpow as.

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    [–] 18 points 1 week ago (41 children)

    I'll bite. Clueless. What is the joke?

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    [–] 17 points 1 week ago

    I'd actually hang that Thanos poster up. It's so stupid I love it

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  • [–] 13 points 1 week ago

    Flee, and if I get cut off fiiiiiight.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 week ago (1 child)

    The fridge with nothing but beer and condiments is accurate.

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