Ok genuine question: why is it so wrong to teach your kids that??

Evolution is part of biology and science, isn’t it really cool that organisms mutate and look different over time due to eminent factors? Sexuality is part of adult life and safe sex education, exploration of who they are as a person and values of consent and privacy should be an uphold value? Psychology to help them learn how to clear their minds, ground themselves and make more mature decisions in life and how to help others in emotional distress? Witchcraft to learn that the unknown isn’t a scary thing, but possibilities yet unfolded- leading to fun hobbies, open mindedness and connection to others/nature?

Idk, we rather teach them evolution, sexuality, psychology and witchcraft far before we tell them anything about Sky-Diddy’s rape child

Fearing science as a force of evil makes you weak.

Convincing millions to fear it makes you powerful.

Obedience is not a virtue.

The children will be taught to think and act humanely, then. I like that.

Where the hell is my witchcraft education? Did anyone else get witchcraft? I want witchcraft.

Obey is the key word there.

Not following, not imitating, not aspiring.

OBEY!

This is a common anime trope. I read that threatening kids with going to hell is now considered child abuse--in Japan.

Then there's always the classic history of the Children's Crusade. I don't know any rationally minded person that would say, yeah that's a good idea.

Am I the only one to notice that this is quite clearly edited?

I love how useless this guy's supposedly omnipotent and omniscient god is in his mind.

• Cannot intervene.
• Needs his followers to indoctrinate their children into his belief system.
• Utterly cucked by his arch nemesis if they don't.

I guess... Hail Satan then ?

"satan wants you to believe in yourself"
Aww thanks satan, i will

These people are scared by knowledge, they are the exact opposite of what defines us as humans

Wow... I' m supermon. I teach my child about religion, psychologie, evolution and sexuality...

Maybe i need to find a nice witch that could teach him a bit more about the pagan-religions than i know about it.

Than i create a homo universalis...

Good guy Luci

"Okay. I was leery of Satanism, but you've sold me. Where do I sign up?"

Oh, that's a relief. I was really worried future generations were going to miss out on witchcraft.

I mean, the witches are more fun (not even talking about sex… just in general.)

And scientists are way more effective at everying except clearing out a church.

And I’m pretty sure, though I have no fist hand knowledge, the witches are better at sex. Mostly because this guy doesn’t get any.

Oh nooo, not psychology!!!

So how exactly is the devil teaching people stuff if God has to rely on random people writing down his word with hundreds if not thousands of years between and often very much changed?

Like this makes God sound like he doesn't have the power or resources available to satan.

That funny the devil taught me that witchcraft is just science

As if Jesus didn't teach psychology? Every parable was explaining how best to behave. That's behavioral psychology. Also where does it say that Jesus didn't fuck.

what is he doing with all those pockets ??

Also, how to construct a proper sentence.

Hell yeah!