Christian girls are freaks in the sheets.

You're not a bad person but you either need to masturbate a lot more or a lot less.

There is a term called “Christian sexy”. It’s getting a lady with the right face and shape in modest clothes to ride the line where they can be backup singers/promoters/on the stage somewhere and the wives don’t get jealous but the men can still fantasize.

Flirty fishing is a strat used by cults since time immemorial

I should know, I've had to escape from seven of them, so far.

No I honestly can't see a single reason why it would be sexually suggestive. The clothing is modest by modern standards, you can't see any real definition of the shape of her body under her shirt and nothing about the face, the pose or the background says anything sexual to me at all. Honestly if you see this image as sexual I'm afraid that you think every picture of a young attractive woman is sexual.

Apart from that hand placement which could be nothing, these types of ads use too many pretty young ladies for it not to be a choice. Plus "Missionaries in your area"? Come on, there's no way a whole PR team could miss that!

I don't blame you, I had the exact same thought. They look so dam soft and squishy, and that green colour is such a good pairing with the polished wood. I'd sit on those pews all day, goddamn.

"She" could be a generic model AI'd or Photoshopped into a church she has never seen or even been near to. That's how advertizing works.

We had a woman raising a stink because her pictures were used in a large national campaign about incontinence.

Oh pretty ladies on screen. They must secretly want the D.

Jesus Christ, rub one out and move on.

As we all know, sexual thoughts are UNNATURAL and IMMORAL and YOU are the ONLY one having this PROBLEM. PENISES and BOOBLES and VAGINAS exist only to be CUT OFF so you can be CLOSER WITH CHRIST

WHY IS NOBODY LISTENING I USED CAPS /s

Yeah that's an attractive model used for an ad. If you don't fantasize about them then the marketing department is monetarily screwed fucked. Product is irrelevant. Funny post tho

"Hot Christians in your area"

Would you like me to come talk with you about "Jesus Christ"

"OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD"

She’s literally pointing two fingers at her own vagina! This ad is sexual and misleading

finding someone sexy is not what makes one a bad person, acting inappropriately is

Same thoughts I had.