There are almost zero Americans that are protein deficient. Yet people here freak out about vegetarians and vegans like they're going to die of lack of protein while ignoring common vegan protein sources.

You could cut about half of the meat from old food group suggestions, including the Michele Obama one (which was more healthy and reasonable), and still be getting more than enough protein.

God these people are so anti-science and so fucking dumb. Men all desperately trying to look like roided out freaks.

I don't trust health advice from a man that looks like a plastic tomato.

This guy always looks like he's about to lay an egg from his mouth in his photos.

I didn't know human can be so red and unhealthy looking while still being alive, and this is the dude responsible for making health decisions on massive scale? Lmao Americans

This guy would be our next president, taking the republican party in the succession, if not for his voice. Hard to give a good hitler speech with that impediment, probably a deal breaker with the base. Vance is not going to get it in whichever case. He was chosen because he's an unlikable cunt so the president wouldn't be shunted aside for him so quick.

Isn't his brain a land of worms and mercury?

He's imagining you're eating roadkill and zombie deer though.

This type of stuff is unironically going to shorten the lifespan of millions of people. The keto diet is so absurd. If I wanted to invent something that technically followed the rules but was wildly unhealthy, I doubt I could come up with something as absurd as the chaffle (a waffle made of cheese), but I know people who've actually eaten them. Once I was visiting my family and started snacking on some chips, but something felt off, so I checked. It was literally just melted crispy cheese. We're going to be the first generation to have a lower lifespan than our parents.

At least it will mean magats die faster.

And nevermind the uptick in heart disease

He's the smartest man in generations. He said we don't need vaccines and now I'm ok to eat roadkill without worrying about parasites. What a hero.

My dad almost died from polio. Vaccines are a major part of my existing (my mother got vaccinated against it). Fuck this guy.

I WANT A BRAINWORM. LET'S LEAVE A DEAD BEAR IN CENTRAL PARK AND TELL THAT RACIST SHITHEAD ROSANNE ABOUT IT!

Policy aside, who is even using the food funnel, formerly the pyramid, to guide their diets?

No shit, it promotes products of the Trump syndicate. It smells very badly like corruption.

I'm shocked fruits and vegetables are even on the same line as meat and dairy. Big Agri didn't pay them enough

I don't pray. I've never wished for anyone to get cancer. I find myself doing both here, now, for RFK Jr.

Punchable face.

I do sincerely hope someone recognizes him and then spits in his coffee before serving.

Yes but only the rich countries are supposed to eat like this. The rest can eat rice or whatever.

Did this article falsely assume that all people on earth are equal and should eat like this?

Tss tsss...