Gospel of love (europe.pub)
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[Jesus sits on a rock, speaking]
A new commandβ€―I give you:
Love one another

[an angry character talks back to Jesus]
What if they're something bad like gay, trans, brown, or communist though?

[Jesus is facepalming on his rock]
I don't want to be a messiah anymore

https://thebad.website/comic/gospel_of_love

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[–] 129 points 5 months ago (23 children)

Just a note, Jesus wasn't actually purple even though he is depicted here as such.

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  • [–] 104 points 5 months ago (14 children)

    actually, many scholars today believe jesus most likely was purple, as a result of the water in his body being transmuted into wine. this is why in modern catholic tradition, wine is used to represent the blood of christ.

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  • [–] 33 points 5 months ago* (12 children)

    Guy was a walking DUI, with a BAC of 100%.

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  • [–] 21 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    this is why the bible contains no mention of jesus driving a car or reciting the alphabet backwards

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  • [–] 1 point 4 months ago (1 child)

    The real reason he was crucified. You need to go to the apocrypha of Thomas to find out about how many times he ran over Lazarus with that mule before he skipped town for three days.

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  • [–] [S] 24 points 5 months ago (3 children)

    Of course, canon Jesus reply would be "but we're brown ourselves though?"

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  • [–] 4 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    I honestly don't know what colour of skin people of the levant would have at that time.

    The canon version is people complaining about the Samaritans.

    Maybe we are due an updated parable: The Good Transwoman

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago

    I honestly don’t know what colour of skin people of the levant would have at that time.

    A very mixed bag, given that it was a major crossroads of the ancient world.

    Maybe we are due an updated parable: The Good Transwoman

    And when I was pregnant, you aborted my fetus

    And when I was undocumented, you paid me fairly for my labor and didn't try to gouge me on rent

    And when I was addicted, you gave me methadone and a place to sober up.

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