acting like my body is a crime scene instead of a work of art

"Do it, I have a humiliation fetish, make me cum daddy 🤤😤🥺"

Scammers are never prepared for that one. I do this to those spam emails that say "I'VE HACKED YOUR COMPUTER, PAY ME BITCOIN OR I RELEASE WEBCAM VIDEOS"

so far I've yet to have one call my bluff after I've called theirs.

My favorite is the one when they text me that they hacked my phone and took video of me masturbating while watching porn. I'm like "homie, knowing that you're watching makes it so much hotter".

The KGB considered french diplomats immune to blackmail due to how widespread cheating is. When they approached them, the diplomat would ask for a copy the tape so they could show off how hot their hookup was.

I had a spam email this morming that started out something like "Greetings Sinner"

And I was just like, damn right, then deleted it.

Live your life in such a way that if the worst shit you do gets leaked, everyone in your life's response will be:

"hahaha... yeah... that's classic him/her."

I took those photos back when I looked hot, please do leak them. I want people to think I still look like that.

"Give it to me. I'll leak it myself."

...

"Now, I am the leaker!"

If you get blackmailed and the leverage is based on information, never comply because you can't trust the blackmailer to destroy the leverage or not leak it. Otherwise they can blackmail you over and over.

The exhibitionist in me would get my clue so hard knowing I got leaked

I once got an email with the subject line that was just an old password of mine. Which admittedly was alarming, and then the content was demanding bitcoins from me or they'd send pictures from my webcam (that I didn't have) to all my friends and relatives. I was like well I don't believe you have those but if I'm somehow wrong I look good naked so enjoy everyone.

ifunny will be around till the heat death of the universe lol

You want to stuff me and make me leak?

"Oh no! Not the thing with the garden hose and the lion I hope?!"

I remember one of those malware scams that install a program that ran full screen on your PC, took a pic of you with your webcam then claim it found CP on your PC with FBI logos and shit. Then asked for gift cards to "drop the investigation"

Mfer if you have the videos you'd know that's not leaking that's pee. Gallons and gallons of pee.

it's not that I have nothing to hide, it's that I have no shame :P

I hope this finds you well, NULL. John Lastname. If this email isn't the best way to contact you, maybe XXX-XXX-3681 is?

You do not know who I am, but I know all about you. You may have heard of Pegasus? If not, let me fill you in: I have access to your phone, PC, and every smart device in your house at 123 Fake Street. I have your Facebook, your LinkedIn, and even your phone contacts. While you thought you were alone, I saw every disgusting, illegal thing you were searching. I have recordings of you side by side with the interesting videos you were watching.

Don't get me wrong, John. I'm not a monster. I know what they will do to people like you in prison, and I'm willing to offer you a sliver of hope. Send me $2000 USD in bitcoin to { btcWallet %} within the next 48 hours and I will make sure nobody else finds out about your guilty little habit. If you cooperate, I will run my program that guarantees every last video of you is shredded. If you don't, well, let's just say that you won't ever get this opportunity again. You know what they say about things on the internet: once it's up, it's never coming down.

And John, don't think you can pretend this will go away. I embedded a tracker in this email. I know when you received it. I know when you opened it. Remember: 48 hours. What happens next is your choice alone.

Mofo what u talking about? I've OF