But also because Florida is full of these.

We're also the 3rd most populous state. It's also easier to get up to shenanigans when you're not locked inside by a 40' wall of snow and ice.

"I wasn't influenced by the booze. It was my own choice."

Defendant: Nuh, uh. Everyone knows it’s called “DWI”—driving while intoxicated—which doesn’t really help me either, does it?

Curses! Foiled again!

and it doesn't matter when the drinking happened

"Checkmate, I injected it!!"

Hey did you happen to get bit by a dog? 'Cause I'm kind of a mack at dog bites.

Funny test? A policeman tells a joke and... what is it, actually?

Interesting. In the US, most jurisdictions have open container laws: A drink needs to be either factory sealed or in a place where it is not readily accessible (such as a trunk) or the driver is in violation.

I feel like the law is not drunk driving but something more like "operating a motor vehicle with a blood alcohol level above something something..."

New? People being people I'm sure we must have been attempting this kind of defense since Hammurabi, if not earlier...

Listen up liberal MADD atheists! If you tell us to not drink and drive, then don't make shit up, when we drink when not driving. This is just like the IRS going after criminal fraudulent conservative religious groups. It's a witch hunt!!!!

Ah but you are assuming Floridians can read, classic blunder

i guess she's going by the "don't drink and drive" rule, a little too literally. but the law obviously doesn't say that; it says under influence/while intoxicated, so even on a technicality she doesn't pass.

I agree with the sentiment but there isn't a single post in this thread commenting on the appearance of the mugshot.

Im not seeing any other comments here talking about her looks?

And i think going after drunk drivers is one of the things im pretty okay with the state using its 'unlimited monopoly on violence' for.

Was about to say this. Excellent drinking game. I used to always shotgun mine at the start and drive uninterrupted and tipsy the rest of the race. Good times.