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[–] 108 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (46 children)

I would say that the US is a very weird place, but then I remembered that this

is the flagship of the British Navy First British Sea Lord. She hasn't floated for literally 100 years.

So mostly I guess it's just that militaries are weird.

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  • [–] 82 points 11 months ago (8 children)

    There's also a statue of George Washington in England. Except the US shipped a bunch of dirt all the way across the Atlantic from Virginia so he would technically not be standing on British soil.

    Humans do weird shit just to make a statement.

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  • [–] 29 points 11 months ago (5 children)

    Dracula did the same when he moved to England

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  • [–] 42 points 11 months ago (14 children)

    The USS Constitution is still fully crewed, floats, and occasionally fires a few cannon shots.

    Keeping history around isn't weird. Though I do think it should be contextualized.

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  • [–] 13 points 11 months ago (9 children)

    The Constitution is also the only ship in the current U.S. fleet to have sunk an enemy vessel, having defeated and burnt HMS Java in 1813.

    Her nearest competition was decommissioned in 2015.

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  • [–] 7 points 11 months ago

    Used today primarily for ceremonial and educational purposes, only 10–15 percent of the frigate actually dates to the original construction due to centuries of repairs and restorations.

    The USS Theseus?

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  • [–] 8 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    Seeing her out of her slip is kind of weird. She was accompanied on either side by tug boats, like an elderly person escorted by nurses or family members fearful they may fall over.

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  • [–] 37 points 11 months ago (5 children)

    Militaries see a lot of value in convincing their members that they'll be remembered after dying.

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    [–] 53 points 11 months ago (7 children)

    Holy shit George Washington would hate this policy. He was done being commander in chief! That's why he stepped down after 2 terms! I get it's symbolic, but his whole thing regarding the office was "don't deify me."

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    [–] 42 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

    It’s the year 30,000. God-Emperor George Washington moans to life and leads Earth to war against the rest of the universe.

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  • [–] 11 points 11 months ago

    A man reads the news of this break on his shigawire paper. "Huh that sucks," he says, desensitized. "Still not the worst thing to happen this year" he muses to himself. He turns to get back into the food line, the zombie apocalypse on distant Terra already forgotten.

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    [–] 33 points 11 months ago* (6 children)

    Calling it now, once Trump finds out this exists, he’ll do something to try and supersede that to put him at the top.

    Maybe a 6 star general with the pips arranged like a Star of David.

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  • [–] 18 points 11 months ago (5 children)

    US Presidents are literally thenCommander in Chief (the highest ranking military position).

    The beautiful thing is: Washington was literally the 1st President, so nothing Trump does or says can change that.

    Albeit, I wouldn’t be surprised if he tried. #gulfofmexico4ever

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  • [–] 24 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    "Dearest Zombie Martha: Winter at Valley Forge is exceedingly desperate. The harsh wind whistles through the men's exposed rib cages, and our supply of brains is running low."

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  • [–] 17 points 11 months ago

    this tradition stems for Washington holding a general rank in the British military before rebellion, and the US traditionally never having a rank higher than the one he held in the British military, so when we actually did need those ranks because practicality, they just bumped him up.

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  • [–] 16 points 11 months ago (1 child)
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    [–] 16 points 11 months ago (4 children)

    A reanimated body couldn't be worse at governing than our current administration.

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    [–] 13 points 11 months ago

    He missed the opportunity to leave a standing order to kill any president that ordered illegal orders.

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  • [–] 11 points 11 months ago

    Usual US militarism

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  • [–] 11 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    That's the Sandy Petersen of DOOM fame. Wicked.

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  • [–] 10 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    Definitely no cult of personality there™

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  • [–] 9 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    North Korea does something similar. America needs to get over the founding fathers and progress as a country.

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    [–] 9 points 11 months ago

    if the zombie apocalypse ever happens, there will be a lot of Black people he owned wanting to play football with his decapitated head

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  • [–] 8 points 11 months ago

    Do zombies follow rules of engagement and chain of command?

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  • [–] 7 points 11 months ago

    Cripes. Wait until the demented rapist hears that. New EO incoming.

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  • [–] 6 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    It must be nice to have zombie Washington on your side.

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    [–] 6 points 11 months ago

    Oh God, we put the enemy in charge of our own military, our brains are doomed

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  • [–] 6 points 11 months ago

    I doubt there’s that much left of him apart from the dentures.

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