I would say that the US is a very weird place, but then I remembered that this

is the flagship of the British Navy First British Sea Lord. She hasn't floated for literally 100 years.
So mostly I guess it's just that militaries are weird.
I would say that the US is a very weird place, but then I remembered that this

is the flagship of the British Navy First British Sea Lord. She hasn't floated for literally 100 years.
So mostly I guess it's just that militaries are weird.
Holy shit George Washington would hate this policy. He was done being commander in chief! That's why he stepped down after 2 terms! I get it's symbolic, but his whole thing regarding the office was "don't deify me."
Which would really explain why he might come back as a zombie. The rage just builds until he pops up out of his grave and shouts, "DID I STUTTER?"
It’s the year 30,000. God-Emperor George Washington moans to life and leads Earth to war against the rest of the universe.
A man reads the news of this break on his shigawire paper. "Huh that sucks," he says, desensitized. "Still not the worst thing to happen this year" he muses to himself. He turns to get back into the food line, the zombie apocalypse on distant Terra already forgotten.
Calling it now, once Trump finds out this exists, he’ll do something to try and supersede that to put him at the top.
Maybe a 6 star general with the pips arranged like a Star of David.
US Presidents are literally thenCommander in Chief (the highest ranking military position).
The beautiful thing is: Washington was literally the 1st President, so nothing Trump does or says can change that.
Albeit, I wouldn’t be surprised if he tried. #gulfofmexico4ever
Well, he does want to be first king
"Dearest Zombie Martha: Winter at Valley Forge is exceedingly desperate. The harsh wind whistles through the men's exposed rib cages, and our supply of brains is running low."
That's probably America's greatest defence against zombies. Any outbreak will starve to death in short order.
this tradition stems for Washington holding a general rank in the British military before rebellion, and the US traditionally never having a rank higher than the one he held in the British military, so when we actually did need those ranks because practicality, they just bumped him up.
“No kings”
A reanimated body couldn't be worse at governing than our current administration.
He missed the opportunity to leave a standing order to kill any president that ordered illegal orders.
That's the Sandy Petersen of DOOM fame. Wicked.
Chat, is this real?
Definitely no cult of personality there™
Americans obsessing over founding fathers? Get out of here
North Korea does something similar. America needs to get over the founding fathers and progress as a country.
if the zombie apocalypse ever happens, there will be a lot of Black people he owned wanting to play football with his decapitated head
It must be nice to have zombie Washington on your side.
Oh God, we put the enemy in charge of our own military, our brains are doomed
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