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My mom went to Egypt and a dude took her and dad on an illegal evening expedition to some caves, and he just handed her a mummy. There's a picture of my mom holding it in her hands and her face, like, her jaw looks like it literally dropped, her face is disfigured by shock and amazement.

You shouldn't do that, but she always was deep into archaeology and history, and that meeting between her and a person who lived 4000 years ago was one of the most intense things she had ever experienced in her life, and she traveled all over the world and saw amazing things for decades.

There's plenty of mummies. Fewer now than before, they don't make'em anymore. But it was put back proper in its place after, at least, my parents were extremely judicious about disturbing either nature or history.

I miss them dearly.

OP: "All undead are the same to me."

amazing, you've discovered a new kind of bigotry!

I'm no expert on this subject but unlike zombies aren't mummies sentient? Also mummies don't turn you into a mummy if they bite you

Zombies are “untreated” bodies and usually virus based, which activates the “ick” factor in the human brain. Plus they’re out in the open and you feel more helpless to keep them away.

Mummies are wrapped, dried, residing in their designated resting place and ancient. Also much easier to avoid unless you’re poking around where you shouldn’t.

Zombie: Ceaselessly wanders the land, searching for other people's brains to devour

Mummy: Remains ensconced in a comfy pyramid for thousands of years, having no interest even in their own brains which they removed and set aside in Canopic Jars.

Absolutely not the same

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What happens when a mummy bites you compared to a zombie?

Are mummies more ritualistic living dead and a zombie is just a virus living dead?

I'm honestly curious.

Mummies come with curses

That’s no mere zombie, that’s Settra the Imperishable Opener of the Way Wielder of the Divine Flame Punisher of Nomads The Great Unifier Commander of the Golden Legion Sacred of Appearance Bringer of Light Father of Hawks Builder of Cities Protector of the Two Worlds Keeper of the Hours Chosen of Ptra High Steward of the Horizon Sailor of the Great Vitae Sentinel of the Two Realms The Undisputed Begetter of the Begat Scourge of the Faithless Carrion-feeder First of the Charnel Valley Rider of the Sacred Chariot Vanquisher of Vermin Champion of the Death Arena Emperor Of The Shifting Sands He Who Holds The Sceptre Great Hawk of the Heavens Arch-sultan of Atalan Waker of the Hierotitan Monarch of the Sky Majestic Emperor of the Shifting Sands Champion of the Desert Gods Breaker of the Ogre Clans Builder of the Great Pyramid Terror of the Living Master of the Never-Ending Horizon Master of the Necropolises Taker of Souls Tyrant to the Foolish Bearer of Ptra's Holy Blade Scion of Usirian Scion of Nehek Settra the Great Chaser of Nightmares Keeper of the Royal Heart Founder of the Mortuary Cult Banisher of the Grand Hierophant High Lord Admiral of the Deathfleets Guardian of the Charnal Pass Tamer of the Liche King Unliving Jackal Lord Dismisser of the Warrior Queen Charioteer of the Gods He Who Does Not Serve Slayer of Redditras [Note ] Scarab Purger Favoured of Usirian Player of the Great Game Liberator of Life Lord Sand Wrangler of Scorpions Emperor of the Dunes Eternal Sovereign of the Khemri's Legions Seneschal of the Great Sandy Desert Curserer of the Living Regent of the Eastern Mountains Warden of the Eternal Necropolis Herald of All Heralds Caller of the Bitter Wind God-Tamer Master of the Mortis River Guardian of the Dead Great Keeper of the Obelisks Deacon of the Ash River Belated of Wakers General of the Mighty Frame Summoner of Sandstorms Master of All Necrotects Prince of Dust Tyrant of Araby Purger of the Greenskin Breathers Killer of the False Gods' Champions Tyrant of the Gold Dunes Golden Bone Lord Avenger of the Dead Carrion Master Eternal Warden of Nehek's Lands Breaker of Djaf's Bonds and many more...

I've never seen a mummy story where a mummy turns its victims into undead, which is one of the main features of zombies.

Someone hasn't read the Encyclopedia of the Undead, and it shows.